Friday, March 11, 2011

Ode to Toilet Paper

Dear Toilet Tissue, 

I was noticing on your packaging that you tout that you are "hypoallergenic" and "dermatologist approved".

Does that mean some toilet paper is allergenic and dermatologist deplored?
Do I really need to start reading labels on my TP? 

Warning: This paper made out of peanuts, pet dander, and/or rag weed.

Warning: This paper made at a facility that may also process stinging nettles, poison ivy, and itching powder.

Thanks for stating the obvious, 

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