Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Blondie Moments...

Dear World,
We are now up to proof # 32,298 that I really am blonde. 

I couldn't get my front load washer to work yesterday. It would turn on, but none of the buttons on the front panel would work. I was frustrated. 

Turned it off. 
Turned it back on. 
Turned it off. Turned it on. Off. On. Off. On.
Poked all the buttons. 

Walked away mad before I punched it in it's little blank face(plate).

Went back. 
Unplugged it. Waited. Plugged it back in.

Still no buttons would work. I finally bent down to look at the front and noticed a new picture symbol was lit up of a smiling face.
Wanted to curse and scream, not smile. 
Wondered what the smiling face was for. 
Started thinking it the "call a service repairman" light.
Wondered why it was smiling. 
I wouldn't be smiling if I had to call a tech. 

Waited for Don to get up to look at the washer. 

He gets up and looks at it. He is not blonde and knows that the little smiling face is not to call a service tech. It's the little smiling face that comes on when you put on the child lock. It's to remind you to smile as you keep your adorable little monsters from PUSHING THE BUTTONS and reminds you to not scream "I'M GOING TO TAPE YOU TO THE WALL IF YOU TOUCH THAT ONE MORE TIME". 

It's the "smile because I'm smarter than my kids" button. 
Ironic, no?

Going to go dye my hair brunette, 

1 comment:

  1. LMBO!!! I totally would have done the same thing! Any of that dye left? ;)