Friday, February 25, 2011

Hubby O'Mine

Dear Husband,
I realize that your new iPhone is the cat's pajamas, the best thing since sliced bread. I understand that is all that and a bag of chip's too. You have loaded a bunch of apps. You have game apps, a Zippo lighter app and Finger Drums. Choosing to have the Atomic Fart app wasn't really my choice, but whatevs. 

However, I have just one thing to say to you.... Unless you can find a Wife App to replace me - you better put that thing down and pay me some attention. 

Your loving REAL LIFE WIFE, 


  1. LOL LOVES IT Larky poo!!~

  2. Especially since any wife app would probably suck at the creme brulee making.....

  3. Oh Yes indeed! Super duper like!

  4. just so you know, the above comment was made by Jack's wife...not some weirdo, even though he resembles a weirdo..."wink, wink"

  5. oh deaf wife, now that you have your new iphone i can say the same to you